Being utterly useless at... well, at many things, but especially at sales and marketing crap, I haven't quite figured the best way to sell these. So currently there's two options:
UM, ACTUALLY THERE'S NO OPTIONS ANYMORE... SINCE I'VE SIGNED THE ABSENCE TO A PUBLISHER I CAN'T REALLY GO SELLING #1 ANYMORE... SORRY!
Here's some pics as proof the thing exists:


Now, buy one.
Or don't.
Whatever.
(See, told you I'm rubbish at sales and marketing...)